dontcallmegwendolyne sent:

I heard that you were dating this pretty girl named Gwen ;)

“Oh, who told you that? Because for once those little rumors are true.”

Reblog if you’re embarrassed of your weight or how you look.
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Give my muse a ridiculous nickname.

(Source: askboxmemes)

Anonymous sent:

You spend all your free time crying over chick flicks and eating tacos made of various ingredients, from meats to candies.

“… where do you guys come up with this stuff?”

Anonymous sent:

I hear once you are pregnant with Kanye West's second child. That's messed up dude. How does that even work?

[ This is mainverse, JUST SO YOU KNOWWW ]

“Um.. No. When I was a female because of you asshats, I was pregnant with little Leila, which is Tony and I’s kid. So.. Yep, no Kanye West babies.”

thefrozensoldier:

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“Who put this in my freezer?”

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“Guilty as charged.”

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Anonymous sent:

I totes heard you are obsessed with bunny rabbits, and have been breeding them in your basement, where you dress them up like fictional characters and reenact your favorite scenes from different movies and TV shows.

“Um.. No. That sounds like something My Pop and Dad would do.”

anonymously leave a rumor about my character in my inbox

firaequis:

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The 10th GIF in your folder explains what your muse feels/thinks about you.

i-am-a-tin-can:

ticktockgunshots:

theprimordialsilas:

bonomalumsuperate:

auctorpetrova:

unumterrae:

generalash1329:

powerof3in1:


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This is accurate of all my muses to me.

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(yep. accurate)

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